The Redneck and the Chainsaw

Jokes / November 28, 2025

A red neck walks into a hardware store and asks for a chain saw that will cut 6 trees in one hour. The salesman recommends the top of the line model. The red neck is suitably impressed, and buys it.

The next day he brings...Read More

Knock Knock! Who's There?

Jokes / November 28, 2025

Ya.

Ya who?

What are you getting so excited about?

Rejected Hallmark Greetings, part 4

Jokes / November 27, 2025

... continued from above

Heard your wife left you...
How upset you must be...
But don't fret about it ....
She moved in with me

Rejected Hallmark Greetings, part 2

Jokes / November 27, 2025

... continued from above

You had your bladder removed
and you're on the mends...
here's a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends.

Continued below...

A Classical Christmas

Jokes / November 27, 2025

"Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to check out Verdi good bargains and can still get gifts Faure good price, not have to Handel large crowds and have time to give Bach things you ...Read More

Golden Saloon

Jokes / November 27, 2025

A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy. "Where in tarnation have you been all night?" she demands.

"At this fantastic new...Read More